Silly Things In English.

"A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone." - Milton Wright

- Hello.
- Hello.
- Who's calling?
- Watt.
- What is your name, please?
- Watt's my name.
- That's what I asked you. What's your name?
- That's what I told you. Watt's my name.
... Now, is that Mike Wright?
- No, this is Knott.
- Well, please tell me your name.
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- Huh? What do you mean why not?
- Why won't you tell me your name?
- But I told you my name!
- Didn't you say you will not?
- Yes, that's right Will Knott!

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